If you can't relate then you're too grown-up

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

nervous breakthrough

#korean jaime pushing little kids out of windows solely for love of the game we have to respect it

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

"Telling a fabricated story that audiences want to hear rather than anything faithful to actual facts about relevant history" is the most authentic experience a PT Barnum movie could possibly have been, though

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!