Mors

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out