No really, idk

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

Now that’s the spirit of Hannukah!

Alarm cock is this anything

they call it a rooster i think

God forbid an Argonian Maid have hobbies

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet