great and unfortunate things

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

stab scene intimacy coordinator

you have a headache because you have powers