i'm following you, john

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

nsfw = nosfewatu

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

james ortiz is the only person who will see the light of heaven

every day I give thanks for the fact that the performer getting interview and podcast spots to talk about rocky hailmary is a latino gay person who a) has heard of gender and b) knows how to analyze a fucking script. imagine what kind of world we could be living in if they'd recast rocky's voice with an average hollywood A-lister and we were hearing their takes instead. we could be in actual biblical hell right now.