i'm following you, john

Well if you're so funny 😂😂😂 Why are you on your own tonight 😂😂😂

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

"just retrace your steps" I have adhd. as far as my memory is concerned i teleported here

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

nsfw = nosfewatu

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever