women not wanting to touch ur penis isnt oppression. no not even if you put ‘tma’ in ur bio lol

I love giving her head scritches while she eats me out 🥰

yall ever just not necessarily horny but like “yeah i could eat”

i had frozen patties so i made made cheeseburgers. not what i wanted to eat but it’ll do

did you mean to say hungry or did you cope with the urge to eat pussy by eating a cheeseburger?

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?