women will describe the most unempathetic, uncaring, detached behavior from their boyfriends and then be like "idk should i say something to him?" like babe i think you should kill him

Like either way I do hope he is never seen or heard from ever again

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

if we’re mutuals just know that while i probably will never ever message you i’ll still kick my legs and twirl my hair around my finger and let out a longing sigh like a crushing schoolgirl whenever i see your url in my notes

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

how are you supposed to get out of the habit of biting your lip skin . it’s in the most accessible bite prone area in the whole body.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the broader feminist movement probably will not recognize that “sex work is work” was not intended to improve working conditions for trafficked women, but rather to reduce stigma and make it easier for sex buyers, until like the 2040s