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"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

all my life, i had only ever used women’s deodorant. buying a men’s deodorant never even occurred to me. the possibility that men’s deodorant would be dramatically different (and better) also never occurred to me.

i discovered the truth completely by chance. i bought a stick of men’s gillette deodorant (unscented) because the women’s gillette deodorant (unscented) was out of stock. the difference was like night and day. it changed my fucking life!!!!!!!!

i wonder how many women shave their armpits—like, in general, or even just more often than they would like—because they think it’s a choice between that & smelling bad. and they don’t know there’s a third option.