WELCOME TO MY MESS

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do

you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

i will never be ashamed of being someone who loved a little more.

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

accepting that I am a difficult woman

"you can do anything you want to me tonight," I say when you're over. I'm lying. there is a very clearly-defined list of things you can do, and you have to declare you'll choose any of them before you do anything. if you do any of them wrong or choose not to follow the rules, I undo my handcuffs on my own and kick you out

"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically