Little by little, I'm getting somewhere

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

haven't you heard? it's punk to be a cog in the foreigner murdering machine now

I somehow discovered a niche tumblr microcommunity centered about actual irl cannibalism. Not murder (although that was partially accepted too), just the act of eating people. The main point of discourse was not, in fact, the moral implications of such a thing, but people chastising eachother for trying to force cannibalism on people who weren’t interested.

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo