poolside convo bout your summer last night

"[Drake] was hurting hip hop by giving J. Cole a platform" is unfortunately one of the funnier sentences ever said

YES I'm risking all your lives over a fucking unreleased song gettung released I KNOW it's just B-Day 20th anniversary YOU ALL DYING FOR ACT III ANYWAYS

NEW BEYONCÉ SINGLE ACT III TOMORROW ON ALL MY MUTUALS' LIVES

Okay. Football aside, I do want to make it known that Cabo Verde is a genuine miracle nation. It's Portugal's oldest colony, and has only been independent for 50 years (51 tomorrow!) and despite lacking natural resources, it's become one of the most well off and stable countries in Africa. Miracles, miracles, miracles :)

For a few beautiful minutes, I was a Cabo Verdeano. And then reality kicked in and then I remembered I'm a Brit of Angolan, São Tomése, Portuguese and some vaguely Brasilian descent

And then I have to watch my actual homelands fucking lose. Pathetically.

And then I have to listen to these condescending ass anglophone commentators call it Cape Verdeee

I'm actually so angry bruh

I HOPE THEY STAY THE FALKLANDS #IHYNLD

I hate argentines so fucking bad bruh