poolside convo bout your summer last night

All weapons against Kylian Mbappe shall never prosper!

Did you guys know my favourite SCP as a child was Dr Bright? How unsurprised are you.

I 😂😂😂 never meant to hurt you 😂😂😂 but somehow I knew I would 😂😂😂 will it be like this forever??? 😂😂😂 forever??? 😂😂😂

My dad saw the look on my face and the GROWN MAN was the one telling the TEENAGE GIRL it was just a football game

Sometimes I forget my British sense of banter just has me looking like a proper cunt sometimes

I feel hysteria coming on

I told my dad "São Tomé 2030" and that nigga started laughing at me

Genuinely hysterical that the first four Portuguese colonies were good for nothing empty sets of islands

Always interesting to remember that Guinea Bissau and Cabo Verde almost became a single country

Also not really Portuguese modus operandi to lie about not seeing any natives. They don't usually play coy about mentioning the people they royally fucked over 😭