poolside convo bout your summer last night

Remember Jack Stauber we used to love Jack Stauber

And nothing hurts anymore I feel kinda freeeeee

Unfortunately some lines are so crude I have to love them

I LOVE YOUR TIDDIES CAUSE THEY PROVE I CAN FOCUS ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE!!!!!!!!

Can you believe people haven't watched the greatest video of all time that is Funkmaster Flex premieres Otis by Jay-Z and Kanye West

Just watched 3 of the buses I take to get home go past me because the bus I'm currently one is regulating services for reasons unknown to man

Bittersweet Tragedy is probably one of Melanie's best songs. Tragic to peak that early into your career.

I think what fries me the most is that Keith David loves being on Hazbin Hotel

Spotlight uh moonlight uh

Whenever I doubt my attraction to men I remind myself I unironically think Thom Yorke sounds sexy in Exit Music (for a film)

The thing that irks me about dark humour that "attacks everyone" is that it works under the assumption that we live in an equal world. We do not.