poolside convo bout your summer last night

Cabe Verde score even one goal and we'll all be proud of you

When I see you I gogo nuts

I say that watch me hop around cobbled stones in August eating a bifana and drinking sumol. And still wearing an Adidas coat.

Walking home in my Adidas tracksuit holding chicken from the chippy listening to Oasis how could I belong to any other country

Me & Mr Jones came on Spotify shuffle and I just knew Spence had to be an Amy Winehouse fan

Unironically my favourite thing to do is imagine them talking. No two accents are the same it's so sweet

Would anyone be mad if instead of a Norwegian chess player I had an Iranian one

A LEVELS OVER I'M SO GROWN UP NOW!!!

"Football is coming home" our TEAM isn't coming home