poolside convo bout your summer last night

My dad saw the look on my face and the GROWN MAN was the one telling the TEENAGE GIRL it was just a football game

Sometimes I forget my British sense of banter just has me looking like a proper cunt sometimes

I feel hysteria coming on

I told my dad "São Tomé 2030" and that nigga started laughing at me

Genuinely hysterical that the first four Portuguese colonies were good for nothing empty sets of islands

Always interesting to remember that Guinea Bissau and Cabo Verde almost became a single country

Also not really Portuguese modus operandi to lie about not seeing any natives. They don't usually play coy about mentioning the people they royally fucked over 😭

I hate to give the white man any Ws but I do genuinely believe Cabo Verde was empty before the Portuguese got there that mf has NOTHING going for it naturally. Madeira was also recorded to be difficult and even despite evidence of others having visited it before, nobody stuck around! The real horror is in how the empire made these empty islands so viable

Nettspend is fr about to pass away at one of his shows 😭