Breaking: Gooseworx confirms that Zooble and the gang gain the ability to have sex post-finale as part of Caine's apology.

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Breaking: Gooseworx confirms that Zooble and the gang gain the ability to have sex post-finale as part of Caine's apology.

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Hot take:
Let sex demons be seduced
Emotionally
Ao3 is down so now my brain is buzzing
Lute is kind of justified in being pissed. There's no way those cannibals didn't gobble up Adam. That's fresh, first-rate, first man flesh.
The hat being for the tiger just brings up the question as to why it was bird sized. WE STILL NEED ANSWERS JINU.

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Odyseus of Ithaca, asking Penelope of Sparta if she's okay with him Slaughtering people, sacrificing his crew and Torturing gods so he could come back to her: š„ŗ
Penelope of Sparta: š„°šš
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
6. Mortal coil unshackled
In Zeus' first interaction with Odyseus, he gives him the option of his future or dropping Astyanax off the wall.
"The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. All you can do is choose."
He follows that up with his second interaction, making him choose between himself and his crew.
"Someone's got to die today, and you have got the final say. You? Or your crew?"
All odyseus can do in the face of Zeus, both times, is make a choice between who lives or dies in that moment, and the parallels are peak content for me.
Never understood the people who are like, "I'll go to sleep at x time tonight"
The time I go to bed is based entirely on the whims of whatever trickster God it pleases to cause such chaos.
Will I fall asleep at midnight? 3am? 7am? 7pm? Am I waiting until 5pm the next day? Idk, and I certainly have no say in the matter.
Hell's Paradise is fantasy Suicide Squad. Change my mind.

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Could I get lost in your ocean eyes that burn like sage and melt like chocolate, your gaze that is hotter than the sun, and cooler than slate steel?
Oh, to be a small, soft-bodied prey 535 million years ago.
You know you're an American college student when Court Jester sounds like a really good job right about now.
Remember to add your thoughts going brr at 3am to your calander y'all.
Thanks, Samsung < 3

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BLACK VELVET: A RUNNER OWEN NOVEL
In a Victorian inspired world of eternal night, transman Owen Rosedown is a Runner - a detective for hire - in the employ of the Knight Hunters and their leader, the handsome but arrogant Lord Aurum Vim-Calyx. After a secretive mission at a ball goes awry, the infuriated Lord Aurum blames Owen, punishing him with temporary exile within the haunted halls of Black Velvet Castle. But when a powerful storm strikes, the infamous vampire god known only as the Scarred Man takes over the castle, intending to kidnap all the inhabitants, and claim Owen for himself. As the other humans fall into despair, Owen resists their captors, turning to his faith in the Goddess for strength, and the shadowed halls of the castle for salvation. Can Owen free them all, or will he surrender to the dark, unspeakable desires of the Goddessā husband reborn?
THEMES:
captivity
the undead past
class differences
isolation and loneliness
desire and longing
CURRENT STAGE: In progress
LINKS:
@coffeewritesfiction - my main writing blog
CONTENT WARNINGS: Note that these apply to the story as I currently know it
Blood
Death/Murder
Slavery
Attempted Suicide
Rape, mentioned or implied
Victorian-inspired moral values
Gotcha hooked? Follow this blog or like/reblog this post for updates and more posts!
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 Iāll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because itās funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, Iām officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this canāt be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when opās reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because itās funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes itās been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate weāll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly Iāve underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if thereās one thing the gremlins of tumblr love itās a challenge.
i normally hate these āoh noo donāt give me a ton of notesā posts but this one? this one i love.
posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. š
Letās all practice self care if this post hits the magic numberā¦
YALL HELP US
@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables
Op telling us weāll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):
Us:
I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now
When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke
I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if Iām lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha
But then, something happened, something I didnāt expect
People actually began to⦠like it? And⦠reblog? And comment?
Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post
Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised Iād made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes
But⦠the notes just got more frequent from there
And it started to hit me just what was happening
For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling
A feeling I wasnāt used to
It was like⦠all of a sudden⦠I matteredā¦
My existance was actually noteworthy
People actually⦠cared?
It wasnāt a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something
Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out
Leaving messages and well wishes
Making me smile
Making me laugh
Funny comments
Jokes
Fun facts
Even simple comments
It all suddenly felt so real
This was never a joke to you
This was important
And I wonāt let any of that go in vain
So⦠stay tuned I suppose
Iāll look after myself, and Iāll post proof of it too
Iāll catalogue every time I put my health first
Physical and mental
Iāll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days
But most of all
I wonāt forget this
Any of this
Ever
(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)
@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42
THIS ONE. REBLOG THIS ONE. LETāS GO SELF CARE 2023
This matters. You matter. This is a huge matter, actually.