Apparently a Cryptid

I refuse to believe there aren’t like a million seeds in the Hail Mary somewhere (there were plants and that’s not logical for anything but keeping humans sane so I think Stratt decided to give them blind hope) and so one day when they find them, during the process of creating, one of the scientists who figured out cloning realizes that legumes and grains are actually their own seed and the food itself so they take a few and work on cloning them and then present Grace with things like a wheat seed the size of his head and soy beans the same size and Grace is just gonna be like ‘👁️👄👁️ guys I’m gonna need a MASSIVE mill for these things’ and then Rocky is all ‘it is my time to shine’ and goes to make him a mill and soon enough Grace has a delicious tofu and human stew with greens and bread on the side. Anyways, I just keep thinking of the cloners presenting him with a head sized grain of wheat and he’s just like 👁️👄👁️ about it.

the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

hey duck

youre no good duck

youre never gonna be shit

ya just like ya fatha

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"

as soon as those spare pairs run out, gonna have to call this man Dotor aptain Ryland Grae because he won’t be able to fuckin C

@spookyprime

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

#'you just sit at a typewriter and bleed' hemingway you poetic asshole it's way harder than that #you gotta force the blood out of your veins without ever lifting a knife #through sheer force of will (@aethersea)