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you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot
I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what
Man it is a good thing I like bloodymary or their source movie tags would be a Minefield.
Let's be kind to those who may not want to see it my fellow fans, try to keep out of the main tags if possible. Both fandoms are a little too new to band together and implement a tag for non-crossovers like some others have done when a crossover gets this popular.
wow. you really jacked off to a photograph of a penis
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Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!
this is actually a symptom of being punk
⚠️SCROLL BACK UP!!!⚠️
THIS IS A PAINTING
the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is
Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but it’s only less christianocentric in that it doesn’t overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. you’re still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into “the period before jesus” and “the period after jesus”. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now it’s easier to ignore because you’ve draped it in a “secular”, “modern” veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.
Okay now I need a point in history that could be a benchmark to start counting the years from, and would be a common point for most of the world
What year would it be today?
UTC
Coordinated Universal Time.
The system by which every computer in existence now keeps count of the passing seconds.
And I mean that literally. To a computer system "now" is a number that represents the total number ov seconds that have passed since midnight on the 1st of January, 1960.
1960/01/01 00:00:01 is literally the beginning of time as far as a computer is concerned.
This would be the year 66UTC
I like this idea but if we changed it now then next year would be the year 67 which would make a lot of people angry

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
What do you mean you can just put more power into a move that makes no sense
Can’t even project on the blorbo in this economy
You'd think pokemon gender roles are simpler because there's little emphasis on genitals and nearly everyone uses it/its but it's more complicated actually

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In Silence (2008) -Chiharu Shiota
features an abandoned piano concert wrapped in black thread.
I feel like “wrapped in black thread” doesn’t do it justice if you can’t actually see it. so:
Image ID: In a bright white room, there is a dark colored piano and 40- some dark wooden chairs sit in auidience. The black thread resembles a spiderweb in the way it reaches out from the floor to entangle the items before arcing back to the ceiling.
On closer inspection, neither the piano nor chairs are as pitch black. Rather, they are a mottled grey, the keys of the piano are brown. The seats are missing from most chairs. They look burnt, like a fire had swept through. The way the threads spread out in thinner patterns against the contrasting ceiling starts to look like smoke. /End ID
Halo studioes should "license" Halo out a bit more. Have other studios take a crack at games in the universe, different genres that can lure people in.
I really appreciate them letting different authors take a crack at writing the books as well. But they really do need to get more authors who want to stray away from just human perspectives, like John Shirley did.
I don’t know why that affected me so strongly, but I’m watching a youtube video on disasters on Lake Huron, and the first one involves a coal freighter that was lost in the White Hurricane of 1913 called the SS Argus. Everyone on the ship was lost. But it’s mentioned that the captain’s body washed up later, and was found without a life jacket. So they thought, based partly on testimony of another ship that thought they saw them go down, that it just happened too fast for him to have time to get his jacket. But then another body was found, that of the second cook, and she was found wearing the life jacket marked ‘captain’. And that’s …
It didn’t work. It didn’t save her. But it’s so very possible that he spent his last moments alive trying to save someone else, one of his crew, and they probably both knew that it wouldn’t work, that there wasn’t a lot of hope in a blizzard on the lakes in November, but he tried … he tried anyway. Even if it did nothing but maybe make her body easier for her family to find.
You know that Mr Rogers thing of ‘look for the helpers’? How many times has someone, facing the end, done something tiny and fragile and maybe hopeless just to try and help someone else? Whether it works or not. How many people went to their graves at least trying?
That has to say something about us. As a people. As monstrous as we sometimes (perhaps often) are, so many times we were also …
Whoever saves one life, saves the whole world.
And sometimes you can’t save one life, sometimes it doesn’t work, sometimes there’s no getting out of this for anyone, but … try anyway. Because it matters anyway.
And maybe no one will ever know. But maybe also some day more than a century down the line, maybe some idiot will be crying into her coffee because of what you died trying.
unrestrained summer fun
Audio transcription:
The sog Banana by Conkarah. The beat drops when the crocodile hits the water.
I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

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“Now, every time I witness a strong person, I want to know: What darkness did you conquer in your story? Mountains do not rise without earthquakes.”
— Katherine MacKenett
This is what it’s like living in Michigan
It’s a Monty Python skit.
Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…
Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!
Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!
Officer: Oh no?
Guy: *Screaming*
Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!
As a Michigan native, I confirm this is all true.