Apparently a Cryptid

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

me: ... no.....

this is Ampersand Island. every time I come across a beautiful, interesting, or unusual ampersand in my archival travels I take a screenshot and place it neatly in this little pile on my desktop

Him

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

Miniature di Mara Swelt

Today’s bird is this sulphur-crested cockatoo being swooped by an Australian magpie

huge shoutout to @icedhotcocoa for introducing me to dghda…im a changed woman

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

"I don't yike heem"

you gotta explain EVERYTHING, otherwise your readers will never be satisfied! the protagonist of your fantasy story can't just have powers randomly, they got them from touching a space rock! and the space rock can't have just randomly turned up, it was attracted by a magnetic field! and the magnetic field wasn't there for no reason, it was there because the character's house was built on top of a secret government base! and the reason that the secret government base was there is

hatched all alone