Apparently a Cryptid

i cannot emphasize enough how 20 yuan is less than 3 US dollars

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

The shear number of ladders that are launched …..

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.

That poor guy. Must've been quite the shock. 🤣 I hope he got his bike back eventually. And didn't drown.

the Danish "Ej, shit.... okay" video has a sibling!

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️‍⚧️

Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says