Apparently a Cryptid

there are already like so many dog pokemon but if they made a chihuahua i wouldn't complain. they're allowed to make a chihuahua. for me

it can be unique among the other dogs because they can make it a bug type

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

If you have recently lost your henchmen in a terrible accident you may be eligible for henchmen retrieval from the afterlife. Which is NOT necromancy, it's just a deal we have going with the afterlife. And it may even be covered fully by your henchmen insurance.

Kobolds don't get this treatment because we count as a "mass produced commodity" in the eyes of insurance :(

If your overlord is also a lawyer they might be able to file you under misplaced property and sue hell for your possession, if that’s any consolation?

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

“don’t trace my art” cool “don’t steal my art” makes sense “don’t take inspo from my art” ????what the fuck are you talking about

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

Got around to watching Nope (2022) and Daniel Kaluuya’s character is literally so funny. A fucked up giant alien that eats people starts flying through the sky and terrorizing his ranch and he’s immediately like, “that’s a weird horse. Don’t look it in the eye.” Opens his car door to see it hovering overhead and just goes “nope” and closes the car door. Fucking falls asleep like that. Aggressive amounts of chill re: the giant flying alien that eats people, but try to make him do public speaking and he hides behind his gay sister like a toddler hides behind their mom’s legs when you smile at them at the grocery store. He’s going to do (1) interview and become a meme immediately and hate every second of it. OJ just wants to contemplate the mountains and train his horses in peace, and people keep making memes like, panel 1, you’re trying to print in a hurry, panel 2, someone has badly photoshopped him and the flying alien over it like “DON’T LOOK IT IN THE EYE.” Em ropes him into going on Jimmy Fallon or some shit talk show and the host is like, “OJ, what do you think of this meme!?” and OJ goes, “Printers don’t have eyes” and that also becomes a meme. He’s despairing. None of these people even care about horse safety. Angel is still there for some reason. Em has three girlfriends, and yes, they smoke weed.