the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me
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the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

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Bad descriptions of sfth shows (1-50):
OMGITAJ
French man escapes nazi prison in order to stop his wife from having sex with a sexy nazi spy.
Meringue Haberdashery
Depressed owner of a haberdashery contemplates suicide as his employee's wife drugs his water. And the water of the entire town.
LIYE
On his way from England to France, a captain ends up at the canary islands with only 1 other crew member alive, who tries to make it so only 1 person from that ship lives to the end of the play. The crew member succeeds by dying.
DMOS
Jamie Oliver loses in soup competition after the judge defeats him with the power of the great british baking show.
LJ-S
Communists plot to make everyone succomb to their master plan - making everyone wear long johns.
TBTBAJ
Little boy wears another man's skin in an attempt to save his father from the employment of a rich guy.
ODB
Small french village gets invaded by England, has to use their psychic powers and the kraken to fend them off.
HWWAS
Evil corporation tries to kill 27 (?) super smart hares by blowing up entire town, ends up getting defeated by woman who knits hare-sized sweaters out of towels.
OUATIKM
In order to take over his mother's illegal business, man murders his mother then frames his servant who is actually his father by skipping forward a few minutes in the CCTV footage.
Midnight Mystery
Batman faces his greatest enemy yet: a couple who murdered their gardener and dont seem to know which iconic batman villain they are.
Coobe
After Obama dies shirtless on a horse with a sword in the "hands" of the coobes, 2 gay cowboys must also go shirtless on horses with swords to win the coobe war.
BUS!
Sexy communists plot to run the entire erotica publishing industry, only to be foiled by an 80 year old erotica writer and his 20 year old protégé.
AEON
Police cadet gets captured by drug lord for 2 weeks because his uncle thinks that the only real police method is sting operations.
Caravan
University student tries to sell family caravan to fund his film, ends up repairing his relationship with his father along the way.
WW&W
After harpooning himself in the leg, man falls in love with siren who turns his injured leg into a fish.
Cardboard Stegosaurus
Man who dug half of the euro tunnel with a chisel takes his son on a sightseeing trip ending with the location where his wife threw herself off a cliff.
Ingredient
Restaurant patron dies via octopus on paella, uncovers deep conspiracy with the circus/mafia.
Excited Chinchilla
Racist gerbil (aka nazi chinchilla) wishes to take revenge upon WW2 veteran and his daughter.
PMFD
The prime minister tries to kill the king of England but is foiled by the king's full suit of diamond armor.
Leftenmost Window
Charles Xavier's semi distant relative uses the power of telepathy to win WW1.
NUYB
Man thinks that the only way to beat his rival from when he was 10 is to fuck his rival's current wife to gain his football skills.
Milkman
Boy runs away from abusive boarding school, only to come home to a milkman in the closet claiming to be his father.
Beetroots and Murder
Man gets sent back in time to undo his mistake of setting a town on fire, only to set it on fire again within 20 minutes.
Susan's Holiday
Man decides to fix his marriage by stalking his wife on vacation.
EMAWK
Child with cancer blows up petting zoos to spite dad and be evil.
PFP
Girl raises her biological mother from the dead after killing a buttercup. The mother goes back to being dead after the assassin/wizard/gardener kills the girls piano teacher.
Midnight Circus
Holmes and Watson's sexual tension leads to the deaths of 3 circus members.
Ceasar and Juliet
Juliet murders the entire cast of characters #girlboss
WUTB
Man with goat's only goal is to make wine. He does not do any research on how to make wine, relies solely on a troll that has lived his entire life eating only goats.
UA
Man has to choose to keep his relationship with his brother, his potential lover, or some aubergines, ends up briefly losing all three before figuring out a good work/life balance.
Lighthouse
Lighthouseman tries to prove himself by... sabatoging the lighthouse?? Later his family history is revealed to him by his mother's husband (not his dad) and a sheep high on cocaine.
Murders in Space
Hugh Jackman's son, Cletus Jackman, plots to get his murder charges dropped by kinda time traveling, ends up getting foiled by a 90-year-old woman whose husband was threatened by Cletus earlier.
MBAH
Woman fucks tree then becomes paranoid about forests.
M&M
Witchfinder plans to kill witches using nipple clamps, though the nipple clamps (as well as some very moist cake) end up being his downfall.
B&B
Man and his father have to win bobsledding championship (the thing that killed his brother) to pay off his father's debts to the Swedish House Mafia.
TSP
Tailor aids in the murder of NYC comptroller, only to murder the murderer of the comptroller later once he realizes his mistakes.
BOTB
6-year-old girl is tasked with winning WW1 by dancing swan lake for the Kaiser.
POH
A not-quite-Buddhist Christian priest defeats demon with the power of Jesus sign and sound effects.
Grape Depression
Pinocchio gains his wish of being strong enough to pick grapes (and being a real boy) by dying. Gains 2 fathers along the way.
SNFTHITW
Boy wants to spend his birthday playing with toy cars, ends up trapped on an interdimentional maybe sentient evil train.
DATB
Elves have to save Christmas when krampus invades the north pole by getting Santa and Mrs. Clause un-divorced.
DvsCTB
2 brothers steal Christmas trees to sell to strippers.
DFD
Cowboy get exiled for committing murder, gets brought back a bit later to commit more murder.
CDIYW
Girl tries to save relationship by hiring a random man to do DIY in a pizza restaurant.
GLOSD
Boy tries to play catch with his neighbor, ends up convincing the neighbor to kill his mother before the neighbor dies as well.
PFF
Man gets stuck in a poop loop for 15 years by flying a plane too fast.
FBOBS
Sherlock turns evil because he wants more sausage rolls. Turns out he was only PRETENDING to be evil in order to save the sausage rolls.
Hobnob Affair
In order to get over his breakup, man turns to his previous hobby of baking with steel.
ASIB
Man and his son hide from the zombie apocalypse with a bunch of city planners and the man's sister who has a polar bear situationship.
Off-Season
Scottish man is forced to act English in order to get with his boss's friend's daughter.
ROUND 2 - Ranking #13
The off-season
Sorry about my nan
"i asked chatgpt--"
ok well i asked imhotep who is currently a little girl named susan and she started singing "how many of your wives have i killed, how many of your wiveeees?"
sourdough bread can't teleport 🥺😢

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whatever THAT means
THOMAS THORNE IS THAT YOU????
i had noticed luke doesnt often play the host on expert and now i see why. he just can’t stop laughing. he’s just too silly. too whimsical. love that for him.
who the fck wrote that
they're so in sync I'm amazed

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you mean "angelic harmonizing"?
questioning if anything I've ever known was ever real or if it was all Reginald Filibus
what was sam on?
Can I have some lol
Me when there's no bread
Wow Luke manning from shoot from the hip went on to work at BBC radio 4 after his encounter with Astrid’s mom in the sins of the gardener! What a niche reoccurring character

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tbh I’d be pretty mad too if I couldn’t carry my favourite source of carbs around
Useful or not if I can’t bring around my freaking cream donuts I DONT WANT A SUPER SPECIAL POWER >:(
boo teleportation that won’t let them bring a loaf of sourdough bread BOOOOOOOOO
I don’t care if it’s freaking telekinesis I’m not having it if I can’t touch my favourite cream desserts again
Guys I have something to tell you all
*takes off mask*
I was Reginald fillibus all along
*evil laughter*