I just finished the first chapter of this, so my apologies if the rest of the fic isn't as good, but the last line of the first chapter was actually so genius I had to share. Minor spoilers for how Dick finds out Bruce is Batman, I guess. Although everyone knows that he does find out eventually, so the only spoiler is how. In this scene, Batman is interrogating Tony Zucco's old cellmate. He refuses to talk and Batman just knocks him out.
The whimpering tapers off until it's just blubbering and then nothing but unconscious breathing. Batman drops him with a sigh, stopping only to zip tie his hands to his apartment radiator.
What a waste of his time-
Batman freezes, melting into the shadows out of instinct more than any sort of training. He peeks around the corner, ready for- forā¦
Crawling in through the seventh story apartment window is a young Richard Grayson, dark jeans and black hoodie the only thing separating him from the glittering Gotham backdrop of flickering street lamps and red and blue sirens. He pads across the creaky floor on silent feet and stops only when he sees the unconscious resident.
The boy mutters something in an unfamiliar language but it's clearly a swear.
Bruce, never one to waste a dramatic entrance, steps forward a foot. "It's a little late to be out of bed, Richard Grayson," he whispers, voice still as loud as a gunshot in the silence.
"CĆ¢cat!" To his credit, when the kid jumps three feet in the air, he lands without a sound. Even more impressively, he doesn't have any other reaction besides for dropping a hand almost imperceptibly into his pocket- a weapon? "Holy fuck. You're Batman."
He cocks his head to the side, trying to get a clearer shot with his contacts. "Yes. Howād you scale seven flights of an exposed building?ā
"Iām good at climbing,ā the boy says dismissively. āYou know my name. Why?" Chin tilted back, eyes a bright splash of anger in the dark- Richard is more confident in this moment than Bruce Wayne has ever been in his entire life.
Instead of answering, Batman nudges the man between them with his boot. "I know it's not a coincidence that you're here. What was your plan?" He's burning with curiosity.
"I- I was going to make him tell me where Tony Zucco is. I know he killed my parents and the last person he associated with was this piece of shit." Richard sounds angry.Ā Fascinating.Ā "What'd you do? Heās not dead, is he?"
"I don't kill people, Richard."
"Stop saying my fucking name unless you tell me how you know it."
"Your face has been in the news a lot lately. I've been trying to solve your case."
The kid seems to crumple. "...why? The police obviously don't give a shit."
"That's not true. It's not exactly police procedure to discuss the details of a double homicide with the coupleās orphaned eleven year old." Bruce almost winces -that wasn't good socializing- but Batman doesn't care about those types of things so, for now, neither does Bruce.
Richard doesn't seem to care either. "First I'm going to catch him and then I'm going to kill him. And if you think anything is going to stop me, you're not as smart as they say," he spits out.
Bruce almost laughs, if only in disbelief.Ā Who is this kid?
Instead, he pages Gordon with the address. There's usually an officer patrolling this block. "Listen, kid-"
"My name." God, Bruce feels like he's looking in a mirror. For all that the boy doesn't look anything like an eleven year old Bruce Wayne, that burning rage is achingly familiar. "Nobody in this stupid fucking city might care about me, but I have a name and it's notĀ Richard," he spits like a swear. "It's Dick. Dick Grayson."
Okay, now you know how he met Batman. Here's how he met Bruce (The second time, anyway. The first is at the circus, after his parents' murders). And for context, Miss Lopez is Dick's social worker. More context is that Alfred met with Dick at the orphanage and said that Bruce offered to buy Dick's parents' trailer and all their belongings and give it to Dick whenever he was ready.
Carefully pulling on a more refined accent (Mama loves southern France, she thinks their dialect is āfancyā), he jerks to his feet and gasps. āMister Pennyworth! You came!ā
āI told you I would,ā the old man says simply, pushing the door all the way open.
āDo you remember Mister Wayne, Richard?ā
Dick almost collapses under the weight of-
Strong arms, wrestling him to the ground. āDonāt look. Iām sorry. Iām sorry. Just donāt look.ā
So, yeah, maybe heās off his game a little, but the first thing that pops out of Dickās mouth is, āyou donāt look like a billionaire.ā
Mister Pennyworth laughs in a distinctly British way while said billionaire makes a face that Dick would hazard to describe as a pout. āItās early,ā he mumbles, shoving his pale hands into the pouch of his hoodie.
Aw hell,Ā Dick thinks and suddenly feels guilty. Even though he really shouldn't because itās true. Heās dressed like a homeless person, layers of old clothes and mismatched aesthetics, and he even has a ratty backpack over his shoulders. Shouldnāt a billionaire have someone to carry his stuff for him?
Theyāre saved from the awkwardness by Miss Lopez, who sweeps into the room in her usual chaotic way, her stupidly big bag overflowing with all the stuff she never seems to need.
She doesnāt even acknowledge the two men already in the room. āReally, Richard? Again?ā She asks, sounding soĀ tired.
āIām sorry,ā Dick whimpers. (Heās not). āI wonāt do it again, Miss Lopez, I swear!ā (He will.)
He watches her deflate. āOh, Richard. What am I supposed to do now?ā
āCanāt I just go back to-ā
āPlease donāt bring up the circus again-ā
āBut itās where I belong-ā
Mister Wayne interrupts, his voice painfully quiet. (Mama says enunciation makes the difference between talking and speaking.) āI'll take him.ā
Dick and Miss Lopez both freeze. She just now seems to realize that theyāre not alone and Dick can pinpoint the exact moment she recognizes whoās standing in front of her.
āOh my god. Youāre- Oh my god. Hello, Mister Wayne!ā She gushes, the hand not holding up her stupidly big bag reaching up to swipe at her hair.
Mister Wayne doesnāt exactly look like the type of person to judge someone for a bad hair day but even Dick feels the urge to fidget under the weirdly intense stare. He knows better, though, and keeps himself perfectly still while Miss Lopez and Mister Pennyworth start talking about things likeĀ state certified foster homesĀ andĀ mandatory wait periodsĀ andĀ generous donations.
He follows along with that side of the conversation with perfect ease. People with enough money can do whatever they want and Mister Wayne has āmore money than Godā according to the cop who brought him in. The only thing he doesnāt understand isā¦
āWhy?ā He asks when thereās a lull in the conversation.
Intense eyes lock onto him. āHm?ā
āWhy are you offering to help me?ā Dick asks. He knows heās blowing his act. The optimistic orphan would never look a gift horse in the mouth. But he just doesnātĀ getĀ it. āYou donāt even know me.ā
Mister Wayne shifts so that heās facing Dick head on instead of Miss Lopez and Mister Pennyworth, who are looking over a thick legal document. āYou donāt have to. Iāll still help in any way I can. If you'd rather try a different foster home, I'll pay for a lawyer,ā he murmurs and Dick gets the impression that this is more talking than Mister Wayne has done in a long time.
To be fair, he seems harmless. Dick doubts heās a pervert or something. There are plenty of less famous orphans he could have snatched up if all he wants is to cop a feel. And heĀ definitelyĀ isnāt a good actor, so this has to be at least a little genuine.
When Dick doesnāt answer, Mister Wayne sighs and crouches so that theyāreĀ almostĀ eye level. Heās very tall and Dick is veryĀ not tall, okay? And he doesnāt say any stupid shit either, like āIām sorry for your lossā or āhow are you doing?ā that everyone else seems so insistent on. Instead, he pulls an envelope out of his backpack and offers it to Dick wordlessly..
āUm. Thanks.ā Dick takes it, checking to make sure that Miss Lopez isnāt watching before opening it-
Mama and Papaās faces smile back at him, a chubby cheeked Dick balancing on their shoulders in front of the Eiffel Tower.
This time, the tears in his eyes are real. āMister Wayneā¦ā
āI want to help, Dick,ā he whispers.
Thereās a long list of thoughts running through Dickās head right now.
Heād somehow forgotten that Mister Wayne has his parentās trailer. He wants to kiss the picture of his family, safely sealed inside of a little plastic bag. He knows that heās going to juvie. He knows that Mister Wayne is his best chance at gettingĀ outĀ of juvie. He knows itāll be way easier to sneak out of some big mansion than it will be to break out of a detention center. He knows that Tony Zucco is still alive and roaming free.
But all he can think about is the fact that heās only told one person in this god forsaken city his real name and it wasĀ Batman. So why didĀ Bruce fucking WayneĀ just call him Dick?
Literally holy shit. I love obscure details that the reader can miss, sometimes is supposed to miss, becoming important later on. I sure as hell missed it.
This fic is good so far, but one thing I know I don't like is the tags saying that Dick's parents were slightly abusive. That's just too out of character for them for me. But I am really into any 'Dick Grayson becoming Robin' fics right now, so I'm trying not to be picky. If this fic does end up being good despite that, I'll probably post more excerpts here.