the tortured poets department

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

There are plenty PLENTY of reasons the last season of The Boys was underwhelming, especially with the Gen V characters who deserved SO MUCH MORE, but I was so happy about MM’s ending I literally cried. He doesn’t survive in the comics so I wasn’t expecting it but the fact that he reunited with his wife and daughter and TOOK RYAN WITH HIM AND GAVE HIM A FAMILY. All to fucking Piano Man I was CRYING.

So everything about The Deep's death was perfect.... but how the fuck did the creatures of the sea even find out about Ambrosius? I would have thought they'd be yelling at Kevin about the March 15th incident, how the fuck would they even know that Kevin killed Ambrosius? Did I miss some shit earlier in the season where that got leaked? How would that even get leaked? Are the sharks downloading information whenever they bite into them deep sea internet cables?