hi

had to take the case off my phone cause it was overheating. so thin without it. don't know how to hold it. feels like I'm gonna crush this thing

the urge is there. I WANT to crush it. but I can't. but it's so goddamn crushable

little miss crushbait wants to be hand-sized and paper-thin

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

If a genie gave me one wish not because I freed her from her lamp but just because I’m a solid dude I’d wish for everyone to forget what sneezes are. Imagine the adjustment period if suddenly that was just a new thing we all did. Chaos. Mayhem. Pandemonium. Delightful.

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

Congratulations! your Chile evolved into coastline!

The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!