agender tryna be both engineer and architect

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

@adverbian my beloved

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

was agonizing at my therapist today about how I don't write anything ever and she said "well you're the coauthor of a game that gets sold in real bookstores" and I said that doesn't count I just helped out and she said "well you journal every day" and I said that's nothing no one reads that and she said "aren't you internet famous or something, don't you write for that?" and I said neverrrrrr bring that up again

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

i know this has been said time and time again but "ingredients you can pronounce" is really the dumbest basis for a diet ever.

Makes the action figure version of you pink to better align with your parent franchise's target audience.

I like the forcefem undertones of this post.

Focus group polling of key market demographics indicates that you should put on the dress.