mimics inside

Rejoice! The Aquiline Power has held cruel dominion over the world for the last century, but you and your cadre, with stout hearts and the instruction of the Tomes Incarnadine, have vanquished it forevermore and disbanded its armies. But in this interregnum ten thousand thousand princesses rise to fill the emptied thrones: the Radium Phoenix Princess holds court in the bombed-out husk of the Eastern Capitol; the Fuming Talon Princess wins the hearts of the masses with her Miraculous Pharmacopoeia in the Western Capitol. the Kiloton Stampede Princess rules over a vast herd of cavalry and artillery in the Center, extorting the walled cities she beseiges. The Emerald Plastron Princess rules from her Dread Fortress in the heart of a volcano and sends out skeletal legions to obtain a bride for her; the Cerise Predator Princess lairs in her Nacre Palace beneath the waves and emerges only to slay her rivals with her teeth and claws and double-headed trident. And the Puppy Wuppy Princess howls her decrees to the packs that roam the Emerald City's rain-slick streets, so everybody come and pet the Puppy Wuppy Princess right now!!!!!

Girls should be allowed and encouraged to change their name and pronouns as much as they want and if you shame them for it you should be bitten

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

BPD stands for Balljointed Porcelain Doll