mimics inside

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

Item: a small bag of dust; makes thee stronger than any foe

The Picture of Warriors Wednesday

Hi! I'll prepare the cannon for you!

Ready for blastoff! Come on, hop into the cannon!

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water