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Hiiii!!! This is the pinned post of Theseus at this point.
Check out my art blog @karts-pit-of-art!! I forget to queue very often anymore but there is much already there for your perusal.
My Strawpage! < unfinished right now
This is mostly reblogs! Tag for posts will be under the cut. Reblogs, despite my efforts, are largely untagged
I BLOCK FREELY!!!!! I prommy it's nothing personal.
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KRIS WE'RE SO BACK
Altec Lansing Surround Sound Computer Gaming World - September 1995
Computer Chronicles - Windows 95
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as a feminist i support recreational abortion
i have mixed feelings about competitive
*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.
she's starting to look like a stuffed animal that got hugged too much
you’re not allowed to tell anyone about this
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts
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someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together
:) every pokemon is someone's favorite
ok so
everyone knows about this meme, right?
but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!
This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.
She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:
He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.
Look how happy she was to hear that!!!
anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.
For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
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hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/
who?
who?
so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)
comics
required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics
turret lullaby
randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)
videos
thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are
portal is free
aperture science romance safety compliance guide
perpetual testing initiative
audio
the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!
glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs
"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE
apocrypha
aperture desk job is free on steam
portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it
significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)
the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG
concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)
AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"
I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on
the cut lines! oh my god glados's cut lines! (check out the "evil again" section, you're welcome)
cave had cut lines too, many of which got recycled into lego dimensions, and the conversation with glados is a clear predecessor to his fate in desk job
and wheatley has some cut/alternate stuff, plus his tf2 cameo as the ap-sap
also @the-dangerous-mute-lunatic reminded me portal2sounds.com exists, every sound file from the game, searchable, super handy
