Is that a world blog, or your girl's blog?

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

beautiful women named Storage Space Running Out are always messaging me

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

checking mutuals blogs like . lifting up large stones to look at rhe creepy crawleys and gently setting it back down