​La Société du Homosexuelle

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

Men that only watch shounen are literally the most boring people alive.

You suggest they watch Paradise Kiss and they start throwing up.

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.