​La Société du Homosexuelle

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

you've been summoned for july duty

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

For something as politicized, policed, and commercialized as it is, makeup is a deeply unserious concept. I mean I'm literally drawing on my face with markers. Because society. And it's fun.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

i still think you all are still too mean to bisexual women