​La Société du Homosexuelle

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob