a smile fell in the grass.

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

"average AFL team gets 300 injuries a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average AFL team gets 30 injuries per year. Injuries Georg, who plays for Essendon & gets over 30,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I’m a simple man. I read a sentence about leaving home and then I think about that Giovanni’s room quote.

the only bad thing you can say abt the lotr movies is that they dont have tom bombadil. [boredly reading ad copy] but now thanks to DisNetflHboPrime+Extra and the guys that brought you stranger things, Bombadil™️ will be an 8 episode, 16hr limited miniseries premiering only on Poob. the hilarious action fantasy adventure prequel to the lord of the rings follows zendaya as galadriel, Bill skarsgard as gandalf, dave bautista as Orc Dave, and of course, chris evans as bouncing Tom Bombadil himself. score by reznor & ross with special appearances by natasha lyone, taylor swift, and ed sheeran (from the game of thrones cinematic universe) and 2 million dollar budget per episode critics are raving "its fine" and "theres some good stuff in there i guess" poob subscriptions start at 39.99/wk

You joke, but Steven Colbert is writing a Lord of the Rings sequel that will include Tom Bombadil right now

Does he know that he really doesn’t have to?

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting