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*From Thud! :

“The A standing for—?” Vimes said, taking his eyes off the board for a moment.

“Just A, Your Grace,” said A. E. Pessimal patiently. “A. E. Pessimal.”

“You mean you weren’t named, you were initialed?”

“Just so, Your Grace,” said the little man calmly.

**he's a dwarf

***she's a vampire

****The explanation you get for his name is "Can't blame a mother for being proud..."

*****What an appropriate name for Death's apprentice

******Salacia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee...von Humpeding a.k.a Sally. Sometimes vampires have long names

*******it's a talking raven

*Magrat Garlick's daughter. Magrat wanted to ensure her daughter's name (hers was supposed to be Margaret) got correctly spelled when she was named but the paper she wrote was read aloud entirely and nobody paid attention to the fact that "note spelling" was merely an indicator and in no way supposed to be a part of the name of the child. Kiddo is named Esmeralda after Granny Weatherwax, an older witch from Magrat's old coven.

**C.M.O.T originally stood for Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire but Dibbler's mostly known as "Cut Me Own Throat" Dibbler because of his famous 'I'll sell it for less, and that's cutting me own throat.' He's an unsuccessful small time businessman selling doubtful street food products and failing to get into better paying scams

***Apparently the name is "a composition of the names Wynkyn de Worde and William Caxton. In 1474 Caxton printed the first book in the English language, a translation of The Recuyell of the Historyes of Troy. In his career he printed more than 70 books, 20 of them his own translations from the Latin, French, and Dutch. Wynkyn de Worde was his successor". In the book he appears in, he's a reporter who creates the first newspaper of the city with the help of Sacharissa, Otto and dwarves and annoys the rich and powerful (whom he used to be a part of)

****I just love how it sounds

*****She's an old female rat with a matriarchal role in The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents. In this book, rats have learned to speak and read and have picked their own names from old tin cans before knowing what they meant

*Postmaster, Deputy Chairman of the Bank, Master of The Royal Mint, Representative of Lord Vetinari in the Sto Plains Hygienic Railway. Mostly reformed conman, usually found in a golden suit. Husband of Adora Belle Dearheart.

**Works for the Golem Trust to free golems, and runs the Clacks. Total badass. Put the heel of her shoe through a guy’s foot once. Wife of Moist von Lipwig.

***135 year old wizard turned zombie looking forward to trying reincarnation.

****It’s not his fault. His parents thought that if the girls were to be named after virtues, the boys had to be named after vices. He’s actually a decent man and is kind to animals.

*****This poor man needs a break. Aside from the Librarian, he’s basically the only Unseen University faculty member doing his job. Well. 12 jobs.

******After a magical incident in the Unseen University library, the Librarian was turned into an orangutan. He has resisted all attempts to be turned back into a human (including destroying all records of his human name), and it this point most wizards are so used to it that if they were told there was an orangutan in the library, they’d ask the Librarian if he saw it.

*******New (as of Soul Music) owner of The Mended Drum, the most disreputable pub in the most disreputable city. Keen on pub entertainment such as trivia machines and live music.

********Her mom couldn't spell Margaret