hag-coded

im getting sick of this.

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

in the meantime, you can just get extremely spicy hot sauce to make you drip enough to breath again

Concept: You have magical powers, but all of your spells need to be cast in rhyme. If the metre is wrong, it won't work. If the rhyme almost rhymes but not quite, it won't work. You can reuse the same constructions and just substitute in new names as needed, but the more you do this, the less powerful it will be. Simple cantrips can be basic rhyming couplets, but the more complicated your spell, the more elaborate your poetical structure needs to be.

Wizard duels, obviously, are just rap battles.

It's not just about structure, though, there needs to be some unquantifiable power to the words. Just like with real poetry.

LLM SlopWizard might actually be what destroys magic in this universe.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

this is a joke, and it’s a funny joke, and it’s a scathingly correct joke, but also: Gandalf believes utterly that the petty joy brought to hobbits by fireworks is entirely worthy of the power of Narya, and he is right to do so!

the three genders