Life In Colour

And he was like "we don't need to go to [town], we'll just go to the one in your town. And I said my town doesn't have a McDonald's. And he was like "okay, we'll go to the closest one". And I was like right, the one in [town]. And he said "that's twenty minutes away from your house, you really don't have one closer?" And when I confirmed that he said "well, it doesn't have to be McDonald's. It can be whatever fast food place is in your town." And I was like there is no fast food in my town. There is no food in my town period unless you want to stop for gas station hot dogs. And he was like "that doesn't make any sense. Then what do you do when you need food?" And I said I drive to [town]. And he said "every single time you need food or groceries?" And I said yeah, that's sort of how the fixed nature of buildings work. And then we drove in silence for ten minutes while this man tried to wrap his head around the fact that I had to drive twenty minutes to town to go grocery shopping.

Yeah, same.

I flatly refuse to believe such a place is possible. You're all making this up.

Drink Water (minimum 8oz/125mL)

Eat one (1) treat

Look out the window

Intermediate (reward: 50 gold each)

Go to a place that makes you feel happy

Do a bodyweight exercise (min 5 reps or 10 second hold)

Find an animal and observe it for 2 minutes

Advanced (reward 5000 gold each)

Learn & Memorize three (3) new Runes or Wards

Locate the Grimoire of Linfalinor

If you want to actually help artists, sign this shit, i'll send some games that got hit by the shadowban in here soon