Rylee

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you want to be a good noun for mommy, don't you?

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Gay broke sober king 🤴

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

Caitlin Starling knew what the fuck she was doing describing Ser Voyne as obedient and handsome and pathetic and desperate for absolution and making her heart’s desire to be used and made useful, Caitlin Starling woke up and chose gay violence