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finiffy

If you pull out a packet of mustard from your pocket and just started to slurp it in front of me I will shank you

mustard-anon

And that's how it all started

#mustard's schabernack #origin post #origins of mustard anon

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dennona

The Builder and the Body.

#mb #leif mb #did you at least kiss that brick before throwing it at me?#that scene fucked me up

charmingdisaster

AVAST! We are thrilled to announce the release of the kraken our new music video for "Haunted Lighthouse," a carnivalesque waltz about a pair of ghostly pirates trapped on an island for eternity. Enjoy!

#charming disaster #mustard music tag

reinstarnation

ava in my "ava with mommy issues fic" bribing cats with food and central heating

@midnightburgr

#mb #ava mb #kittyyyyyy!

constellationmelody

It’s the second Tuesday of this month and midnight burgers haven’t released its new episode yet. Is there a delay?

mustard-anon

Afaik it's always the tuesday closest to the middle of the month. And next tuesday is closer

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honeybyte

“how about my hugs??” “i have done nothing to earn them”

#tpp #rita tpp #jet tpp

kitte-catt

he’s done

i just have this thing now

#phm #rocky phm #O:

unmutedlark-blog

medically accurate muscle chart:

shutframe

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

nineprotons

@cosmicdwarf

stele3

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

curlicuecal

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

essaimart

☝️ one

#phm #rocky phm

itsgonnabeoak

is this anything

#phm #rocky phm #grace phm

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mcapriglioneart

how to draw arms ? ?

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

deactivated-blog

finally. i can be accurate

shiny-charming

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant-deacti

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

fernacular

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

erasaure

i-am-corbin-dallas

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

drrockbell

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

lil-tumbles

Thank you for the tips, op!

artemisiamasterofnone

famous post??

pineappical

rocky smoke that shit statement

#phm #rocky phm

syn4k

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

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minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

sernhuh

In which i show off my Jet design

#tpp #rita tpp #jet tpp #i love them so much...

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tothechaos

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

tonystarksanxieties

No, but literally

anxiousmercy

seeing this reminded me to finally get rid of that Damned Thing that keeps installing random games on my phone

The mobile services manager app performs many functions including installing and updating apps, controlling some Android settings

tothechaos

anxiousmercy im giving you my first born and the keys to the city for helping me disable that damn thing that has infuriated me for years

if you have an android, follow the steps in the article to stop random, unwanted apps from being installed on your device!

#saving this for later

jay-rayart

Out on Youtube March 20th. Link in Bio!! These two masterpieces where ALL over my mood board when I was making Waves. Black and Magical is the way I’d describe this film. Loving yourself when the world wants to hate you is the greatest power the world has ever seen. I have so many feelings about this film. Please look out for it this March! 3/20/2026, the first day of spring 💙

#saving this for later

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