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Thanks and man am I glad my birthday didn't land on a Monday

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happy birthday Finn!
-soap
Thank you Soap my good friend <3
read the goose story and now I'm hooked! anybody know how to get to part 4?
Man I wished I knew, I only was able to scavenge around only til part 3
Scuse me as i crawl out of the sewers
This morning on my way to campus I encountered a Giant Fucking Frog. Like literally the size of a Very Large Mango.
I literally pulled over to verify that I had, in fact, seen a Giant Fucking Frog and not a strangely moving leaf, because it was the Biggest Fucking Frog i have seen In My Life. TWO ENTIRE POUNDS OF SINGLE FROG.
I ended up ushering it across a rather busy road (much to my fatherβs dismay) so it didnβt get squished
Turns out it was an invasive American bullfrog, which I now kinda feel bad about, but now I know that itβs on-sight with those invasive cretins
If I see one again Iβm gonna snatch it and put it in the spare tank I have in my garage until I figure out what to do with it
Iβm still shook by my morningβs experience with Giant Fucking Two-Pound Mango-Sized Frog
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Woah
Guys I got the link now for the Cimmerian story!
When you had a one night stand with a coworker and get immediately ghosted by him all the while you forget the date plan you had with your girlfriend

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reviving the kondraki/cimmerian hookup then ghosted story.
I love you Cimmerian and Kon one night stand tale, such a classic
I know where Inbox is.
--llat
Kade kidnapped my digital rat, mirrored version of tall
Unicorn is drowning in hellspawn, but whimpers 'oh here we go again' regarding the rats
-Hydrate
Rat Thursday
Don't mind me I'm releasing domestic rats into your inbox shhhh αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·αβ βΜ€β αβ α·
*me frantically sorting through the rats* INBOX IS THAT YOU *picks up the wrong rat* INBOX WHERE ARE YOU!! THERE ARE SO MANY RATS NOW
This may be oldish but -
We never really delve into the tattoo AU were everyone had a tattoo on them reference the organization they worked for.
What we have:
People can have multiple tattoos (mostly A-major because they are weird.)
People need to find that job for them, it doesn't automatically show up when you join one. You need to find you special one.
Some won't ever find their "true" job as they just settle with what they got.
People with tattoo will be promoted at a higher rate than their counterparts
Tattoos are full piece done on your skin, Example: You don't get just the Foundation logo on you, you get it like a patch style tattoo or a large scene of maybe a Foundation building.
This also apply to people outside the veil where they can yes get a Walmart tattoo.
What I added:
People who leave their "true" work to go to another one and they gain a new tattoo their the old one looks like those really fade tattoos
The point above does not apply with A-major because again they are weird.
They look like a fresh tattoo all the time, unless you are in lots of sunshine then it will fade a bit.
People usually see them for the first time after sleeping after working their for at least a week. People who said they have watched the process say they have seen them fade in on another person body.
The ink for the tattoos is an unknown material and strange tattoo ink that seems to be replicatable to make more.
Tattoos grow larger the more involved you because with the company.
O5s have like full body suit tattoos
A good majority of tattoos for the Foundation are grayscale but some have color for various reasons.
My main story with it is currently the What Where Why When? Of each staff member for their tattoos. I've got Clef the most done just need to draw his tat. But others not too much.
After that I can come up with a story line for this AU to play out for fun.
-Mold Anon
Not going to lie I totally forgot what this joke au is about other than something on the lines of 'mlp cutiemark/soulmate mark but with scp and its corporate'
Also putting in some food for thought adding in the mole au where everyone is a mole for another goi, eveyone having bootleg Foundation tattoos

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Currently working in Mississippi and i told my coworker to βroll the windows up so you donβt get pregnantβ, immediately started snort laughing and said βMpreg Mississippiβ
Haha figured Iβd share that weird moment
-crow wiggler
we quite literally only have one joke here and everything else is built off of it or will find its way into the joke
-soap
Its a mess, we only got one bit and nothing else
We need new content, someone quick create a whole au! We are just reusing old bits and gags!
Fin loves us...if they didn't we wouldn't have anon asks turned on. ππ
-Hydrate
*sighs* My monkeys, my circus
Considering what I've seen here? This makes absolute sense to me. Thank you.
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Glad to hear it
Happy Fpreg Taco Tuesday
--Tall
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Wait wait wait why are they selling you to wattpad what did I miss
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That is the only context image im willing to give
but if you want an explanation, its like a tier 4 rabbithole
I feel like I should give context of what happened today so, here it is. It makes no sense but yeah- So cut to me checking my email this mo
Wait wait wait why are they selling you to wattpad what did I miss
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That is the only context image im willing to give