Dreamer’s RecoveryDiary

I mean, I’ve never physically met my coworkers because I work digitally, but you’re probably right…

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

Astarion being canonically around 5’11” feels fake to me… his energy is shorter than that

In my heart, his shoes are platformed, giving him an extra 3 inches when really he’s just 5’ 8”. And he says that he’s 6 feet tall to people when he picks them up. 

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

When the immortal shapeshifters hit the club:

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

There have been stories. I have dropped way later into the story, but this one I actually had to stop after 911. 

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

Ironically, Gale has a dog type personality. A really sad whimpering one. But boy is he the cat that gets killed by curiosity!

We getting freaky up on the Disney princess TV