Freak Nasty

pussy got me saying holy moly

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

i need a house with a front porch and i need to sit there with the love of my life day after day and never stop being curious about each other

it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature