anno. 1989

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

ID: tags from livingnotetonote that reads: in 2 years this will be incomprehensible. End ID

Hey what’s the weirdest, morally neutral parenting hack thing you do? For us our 2.5 year old refuses to take any kind of medicine so we mix her meds in sugar free root beer and call it magic root beer

You can still do this as an adult, too. I share pictures of my salads to friends and call it Leaf Snack and I'll have a pile of vegetables and call it Plant Feast or a bowl of berries and cherry tomatoes will be Round Feast (which was a particular favorite of many) and people will reply saying they now want to get a Leaf Snack. And you can do this with anything throughout your life to make it more fun and exciting and engaging. Time to exercise? No, it's Flail Around Time or time for walkies!

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

Once because the car in front of me on the motorway crashed, once because my roommate's ex wat at the door threatening to kill her.

I feel like a lot of you on here would be tricked by a water spirit trying to drown you

A shapeshifter playing a violin in a pond would just have to show some fangs and you’d all go “that’s hot” and then go drown in the bog

Y’all seem to be under the impression that there’s an afterwards in this scenario. There’s not. You’re just dead in the bog now. Goodbye. You’re dead. You’ve gone wherever dead people go.

RIP to all those other peasants, but I'm different.

"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

A moose!

Ghost are not real (I have seen a few) and it's silly to be afraid of things that don't exist (one of them was terrifying, several I didn't even realise were ghosts).