Cloudmarsh

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

curious george and Luxurious george

ok you know what. go ahead and take this post. like straight up take the image and post it with your caption. that was so fire i got burnt up. oh my god

she’s you

ugh

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

17 years

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

did you google how to take a screen shot

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water

hey girl, there was a mixup at the pharmacy. turns out you've been taking spinosaurlactone instead of spironolactone. yeah, that's why you've been craving fish so much. you're gonna start growing a sail too. and probably a paddle tail but scientists still can't agree on that one. honestly this could be a huge scientific breakthrough, maybe we should see where this goes?

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

Update! So we forgot about God