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lethalbutterfly

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

audhdspacewizard

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

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hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

More of those Sainsbury's signs (photo from early November last year)

Had to be done

I need this gif reversed

freakdroids

nice

a-kind-of-merry-war

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

outlaw-monarch

Um, YES?

a-kind-of-merry-war

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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ilikewritingandspeedcore

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

rhyperographer

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

digital-magus

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

flipocrite

clickityweasel

catboybiologist

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

jaubaius

Fearless praying mantis

thereadingaddic7

@ghost-mantis

sindri42

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

neofooturism

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

the-walking-red-blog

that’s an interesting marketing strategy

topgunhat-deactivated20191021

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

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mik-mania

im so fucking stubborn

invader-bean

michael what the fuck.

mik-mania

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

mik-mania

oh lard

mik-mania

my son he is sick he has every disease

mik-mania

we are nearing peak deviancy

mik-mania

happy back-to-school day

mik-mania

im so clever that its sickening

mik-mania

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

mik-mania

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

mik-mania

at what point does this stop being a pencil

leahelizabeth89

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parakavka

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

cyber-seagull404

Good to see we’re all on the same page

jabberding0

tree grafting techniques

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