DavieJJ

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

Come let's jerk off together, then take a nap.

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

I. HATE. THIS.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

gnomes in a tree stump weeping with guilt as they turn their lollipops in the keyholes to arm and launch the intercontinental ballistic thistle

their commanding gnofficer standing behind them with a pine needle saying he won't hesitate to gnexecute them for defying a direct gnorder

official dnd post

no the fuck it isn't. go away

Official Gnomeo and Juliet post

you. keep talking

Intricate rituals

the only option, obviously