Nonsense

remember real football is back next year

Delicious. We love to see it.

I love stories like this.

Get peer reviewed!

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And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

or so it seems to me.

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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

OH FUCK

one of my favorite Squid videos

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.