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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

luckbethelady

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

World Heritage Post

I would give her anything

I WOULD GIVE HER EVERYTHING I HAVE

gideon vs cytherea fight was literally hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb if you think about it

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents

The risk asker took sending this to a non-native english speaker is immeasurable

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

“do not attribute malice to what could easily be incompetence” idk a man buying a truck he knows he and his wife can’t afford and then telling her to get another job and/or sell her own car sounds like a pretty classic abusive husband move . but hey maybe i’m an ableist asshole for recognizing the power structures at play here

i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.