[sad cat power song]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...