two hundred hundred hundred degrees

clap if you think he should suffer

Happy pride to nonbinary folks from me and my kid! 💛🤍💜🖤

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

on my next skyrim playthrough i should find every slr-voiced character and rank them according to some kind of arbitrary scoring system. character design, variety of dialogue, vocal performance, narrative role, fuckability, how much i want to fus ro dah them off the map, etc.

That may take some time, but I fully support you doing it. 30+ characters, including unnamed Thieves and Boethiah Cultists. XD lol

exactly lmao i'm gonna have to crack open the spreadsheet for all of them but it sounds like a ton of fun.. the things that having a giant embarassing crush on a guy's voice does to u..

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

official linguistics post

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?