im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends
I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.
β¦.yeah me too.
Me three.
Imagine getting visions of someone elseβs holy prophet and having to text your friends like ββ¦.what am I supposed to do with that?β
I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

















