Je suis fabuleuse.

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

My life has been meaningless until now🤘

oh, shes VIBING™ vibing

dude this kid fucking rules

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

dnd podcasts have done more for lgbt representation in the past 5 years than disney has done in its entire existence send tweet

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy

dark children’s literature, show me the forbidden butch & femme couple

an atla remake where everythings the same except theyre allowed to swear would be so funny i cijhuigyuftydrtfuyiu

SOKKA LOST IN THE CACTUS JUICE SAUCE SAYING “HOLY SHIT”

MY FUCKING CABBAGES