Mr. Conditional Clause

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit