Because rational planets are for Watchmakers...

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

so I really wanted the gun Saburov gives Dankovsky on day 2 because I spent all my money on The House of the Living and wanted to sell it and so kept selecting the dialogue options bringing it up to the exclusion of asking Saburov about anything else and ended up looking like a bloodthirsty freak who gets a whiff of plague and immediately wants to shoot people in the street

some of you people do say stuff that tbh you would deserve to get slapped for in person, but i think of tumblr users as kind of frail & pathetic so my "patronising older brother" instinct kicks in and instead i just shake my head while reading your posts....

I do wonder how they’re going to open Pathologic 3 because it’s going to be extremely hard to top “no no I detest trickery but if we ourselves are to suffer deception our hands are no longer tied” and Mark Immortell looking into the camera going “damn Pathologic (2005) sucked (affectionate) and didn’t sell well! Anyway here’s Pathologic 2 (2019).”

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.