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You have contracted Splinters

The Fragile Illusion of Alpha Masculinity has been lost.

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There is a 5% chance that any mudcrab will be a reincarnated Dagoth Ur that will speak in his voice.

When you are sent to jail, you can hide a single lockpick up your nostril, but it is pretty obvious to the guards.

Oh shit. He’s dead-dead.

An arrow sticking through your lung is actually not bad. A good night’s sleep will fully heal you.

Glarthir: "They keep putting potions in the water that turn the freaking Argonians gay! And I want some too!"

Achievement unlocked 10G - Impromptu Vasectomy