Baron/ess Enjoyer

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Our dealings with rakshasas are Pure and Perfect. We have done nothing illegal

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

so many people in the notes don’t understand. this is an article about a specific grouse named mister grouse who really is the friendliest bird in the forest. i’m sorry your sister got attacked by some other bird. your bloodline’s heavy karmic debt was probably to blame.

canto x ao oni chase scene

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

AND HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!!!!

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.