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Saw this image on twitter and made it her
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If you say that you wanna see estrogen sold in vending machines then everyone assumes that's a joke and would have like major societal implications and cause all kinds of problems etc if it were allowed, but in a bunch of countries you can legit just like buy estrogen at regular normal pharmacies without a prescription or anything and it's fine. It's no big deal. It isn't even newsworthy.
What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

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maybe I should just be alone forever
Pisses me off that i’ve seen so much marketing for “Hims” which are anti-hair loss pills which contain finasteride, minoxidil, etc, while prescribing the same chemicals as regular HRT is getting choked off for anybody under 26 in the US. “Yeah you can take this chemical but your insurance will only pay for it if you promise you’re not a tranny” fuck offffffff!!!!
OH SO THE COUNTERPART “HER” PILLS ARE FOR WEIGHT LOSS WHAT IF I BURIED A PICKAXE IN THE CEO’S SKULL
One time I worked for a major university and our insurance provider covered finasteride except for gender transition and I emailed them and I was like hey can you put in writing for me that you cover this medication as long as it's a man who needs it and they were like WHAT POLICY THAT EXCEPTION WAS A PRINTING ERROR
So like, if you have access to institutional power at all, you should use it to remind insurance companies that anti-discrimination laws exist.
This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.
Oh how I love shaun tan.
These are, of course, images from Shaun Tan's picture book, Cicada. Reading about it on his website is a fascinating experience.
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.
"but you weren't born as a woman" I was born as a woman because only a woman would transition to live as a woman

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The death of credible government is darkly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. Obviously, the FDA is useless now. Therefore, we must place our trust in more credible institutions, such as Taco Bell, which has been far more transparent and proactive in handling this parasite business.
this comic is 30 years old
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Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself
Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.
An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.
It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?
i fucking love boat