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"Winning Ticket is too emotional" Meanwhile, Matikanefukukitaru:
Glad it’s not just me
The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.
So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.
One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please
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i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.
According to all known laws of #weh., there is no way a #<3 should be able to #o no.
Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???
Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩
I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!
They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!
Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan
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I haven't seen this in like a decade

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A moment of silence for every political reporter who had to wake up early on a Sunday in a blind panic, shove their draft of Mitch McConnell's obit back in a folder and start one for Lindsay Graham from scratch. That it is now mid-morning on the eastern seaboard and you're still only getting articles of the 'what he's done in the last decade that we all remember plus a quick skim of his Wikipedia page' tells you how unprepared they were for this. Back in the day newspapers and magazines had a dedicated obit department where all you did was draft obituaries of various famous people to be had at a moment's notice: Graham as a prominent older senator would certainly have been in that category for any large or even mid-sized American newspaper at minimum. But the news has been gutted to the bone and dedicated obit departments don't really exist any more, so again, think of the poor politics writers who, for a brief, sleep-drenched moment this morning, wondered if they could hit publish on their Mitch McConnell obits with McConnell's name find-and-replaced to Lindsay Graham. Maybe no one would notice, and they could go back to bed—but no, they are dedicated, and thus having rushed to put out something that will do as a stop gap have had their entire Sunday ruined as they do a deep dive into the life and times of Lindsay Graham when all they wanted was to go to the beach or prep for a barbecue. Graham died as he lived: completely inconsiderate of the needs of others.
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[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]
this was the image i was trying to send btw
what do you mean you guys haven't seen this nightmare of a video
[ID 1: screenshot of a discord chat that says, "i still have it on my computer one sec" from Extremely Loud Dirt Noise. Next message is an image of videogame characters Mario and Link, making out intensely, in what appears to be a manipulation of their avatars from Super Smash Bros Melee. Mario is shown from behind, and Link has his legs wrapped around Mario's waist. The next message says, "hm. wrong fucking image" /end ID 1
ID 2: gif of someone shoving a large, rectangular block of cheddar cheese into the open cavity of a raw turkey. Text pops up on screen, "Cheddar 2 lbs" /end ID 2
ID 3: screenshot of a menu prompt from Undertale that says, "Understand the explanation?" The options are "Yes" or "Even Less" which is the option the cursor is next to. /end ID 3
VD: Instagram video from user bestoutdoorcooking; audio is triumphant, intense music. The video shows the process of a raw turkey being prepared with butter, cheddar cheese, Flaming Hot Cheetos, and potatoes. As each ingredient is added, there is a popup at the bottom with a cartoon character holding up a sign listing the ingredient in Portuguese.
A raw turkey is deposited into a clear plastic tub; sign says "Peru 7 kg" and then water is poured into the tub to cover the turkey. A container of salt is added, "Sal 280 G" and then brown sugar "Zucchero di canna 450 G."
A grimacing cartoon mouse holds up a sign, "Tabasco 235 mL" while two bottles of hot sauce are shaken into the tub.
Two pairs of hands pull the turkey out of its marinade bath and set it on a rimmed baking sheet. Several small potatoes are deposited inside the turkey cavity, and then a large brick of cheddar cheese. "Cheddar 900 G" pops up at the bottom, held by a cartoon cat with wide eyes and ears flattened back in alarm.
The legs of the turkey are tied together with kitchen twine, and a cartoon pig holds up a sign, "Manteiga derretida" as melted butter is brushed over the turkey.
"Cheetos apimentado," pops up onscreen as a pair of hands crushes up flaming hot cheetos and sprinkles it over the turkey, and then potatoes are nestled all around the turkey while a cartoon pig holds up a sign, "Batata."
Melted butter is brushed onto the potatoes, "Manteiga derretida" and then salt and pepper, "Sal e pimenta."
The laden baking sheet is slid offscreen, popup says "Ao forno 4H 170° C"
The baking sheet is slid onscreen again, ingredients clearly cooked. A hand comes into view to snip through the top center of the turkey with kitchen shears to open the chest cavity, and then each side is pulled apart to reveal the melted cheese within.
Two forks are used to mash the potato and cheese mixture together in the center of this cooked turkey. After mashing, the forks twirl the cheesy mash, and then deposit it onto a plate already prepared with some cheesy mashed potatoes and a turkey leg. A piece of turkey breast from the other plate scoops through the cheesy mashed potatoes.
The video ends with a cut advertising the channels cookbook, linked in the comments. /end VD]

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i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job