I hate americans so much its unreal

its steeping absolute tea

strange and esoteric bisexual boy,,,, you have bewitched me entirely

I don’t think any poet or author alive could truly put to words the feeling of being “totally fucked and also doomed” the way pjackk posts could

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”