false knight on the road

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you could make stuart little today bc mice don’t live that long

you could make stuart little today because of my miraculous gene splicing machine

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

`#{thing} would've been good if it was good` is one of my favorite phrases of all time tbh

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

the female cast of royal assassin is just. neglected but endlessly devoted girlfriend. neglected but endlessly devoted wife. eccentric widow, and eccentric widow’s devoted handmaiden/body guard, and dead evil bitch wife. Not Great.

they’re writing has flavors of Hobb wanting to write Strong Female characters bc molly has a job and business aspirations and kettricken is hardy and practically skilled and has good political acumen given her limited resources at court, but like. Still

like ultimately the core conflict of the 3 most significant female characters is The Burden of Loving A Great Man. booooooooo 👎

there is definitely some belief in rote about the legitimacy of a “woman’s touch” and that women are a tempering and softening influence on the world. the only woman in the story who is messy and impulsive and selfish and baldly ambitious is completely sidelined and dead for most of the story, and we never once get to hear her talk for herself. that being queen desire.