moth

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

Divas don't care about numbers

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

@beemovieerotica

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

june 1, 2019

I cant think anymore

what can i do to help this time