I'm a security guard, how do I teach my coworkers that they don't need to worry about battle jacket punks and teenage cosplayers nearly as much as rich white boys and their moms

like no offense but if I have to remove a drunk racist from a 7-11 at 10:30pm on a Tuesday then I *know* BDSM Naruto and his boyfriend Karkat have my back, catch Archer and Tanner pocketing monster energy while the cashier is distracted

one time my boss pointed and said "watch that one" and I was like what do you know them and they were like "no but they're weird, I don't trust them" and I turned around and it was Komeida from dangan ronmpa

no one ever lets me be friends with their mom 😔

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.

can i hold your hand

Of course

( waits for an image to load and its not even that good ) i dont know what to say. i hope we all die.

i like this evil post

I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Look at my post boy