Moonchild, Don't Cry

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

last day to reblog

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

I've been using this fantasy to relax myself since I was 16

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

*feigns ignorance for a wee laugh*