Moonchild, Don't Cry

unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

always get yourself that little pastry

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?