Everything Happens Eventually

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

you don't want it

i always think if i was a vampire i would just kill myself for garlic. like lactose intolerant people do for cheese and shit

You girls don't have the real fujoshi spirit if you see some horny stuff going on with two hot dudes and you go that shouldve been me with him not that other guy :( at least have the moral decency to say that should be me between them

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

I truly adore fanfics where Hannibal is Will’s sugar daddy, but I know for a fact that man doesn’t give a fuck about designer brand clothes. I’m gonna still eat them all up, but realistically Will would get another dog