Everything Happens Eventually

[ID START. An image of an anime character (possibly Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter) standing naked in front of floor to ceiling windows showing a bright blue sky. His back is to the viewer. The subtitles on the image read “Yeah, July 10th.” ID END]

supermassive black hole came on and I really just sat here for the entire duration literally clenching my fist. I love vampires so much it's crazy

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

"I used to be a magician—" and suddenly this house makes so much more sense

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business