Everything Happens Eventually

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

My late father was the one who taught me to be cynical about advertising, for all that putting up ads was literally his whole job. He taught me from a very young age that advertising is expensive, and they tack that cost onto the price. That if something is heavily advertised, you can count on the fact that there's an identical product out there, usually even manufactured in the same factory, that's cheaper because they don't spend all that money on advertising.

Why Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying Generic 

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

i dream of having a regulated nervous system